Taking light jabs at Alabama, Clemson, and sociology majors won’t earn Rosen any friends

I think I might be a Josh Rosen fan now. Any time you can savage Alabama and the bullshit hypocrisy of the cognitive dissonance that is the student-athlete, that gets an A-OK from me.

If this is true (and hell, it scans fine to me), then his greater dependence upon his teammates is something the holistic metrics should be able to capture as a difference between him and someone like Michael Jordan, no?

Albert —

There is so much about this:

I challenge you to write one soccer article under 500 words. Lauren Thiesen writes circles around you. You’re awful. This goes on and on and on and makes the same point 6 times.

Of Morata’s 15 goals, on 3 were against “quality” opponents (5. Villarreal, 6. Real Sociedad, 7. Athletic Bilbao). He had 0 goals against top 4 teams, and TBH, in La Liga, anyone below 5 is worthless. We’ll see how he does in a stronger league top to bottom.

Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player...

Agreed. That Spurs backline doesn’t look so rosy if Dier isn’t running around ending 50% of attacks before they get anywhere near the final third.

All other prospects impale in comparison.

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

“My son already ate his ass up twice,”Aaron Fox says of Lonzo Ball.

Hoops Rumors says that 27th pick is now sitting on the table with the 28 and either Clarkson or Randle for Paul George.

I think Philly shocks the world and drafts an orthopedic surgeon with the #1 overall pick.

He’ll get his revenge. Or have you not read the new spy movie screenplay by LeBron Scarn?

They were probably just wondering why Real were even bothering to celebrate, as their win means nothing because they didn’t innovate tactically.

The worst part is I did actually read the article. Mondays are rough.

Jesus Christ, those Twitter responses are from a bunch of crybaby pussies. So Rhianna can do what she wants, but if someone tells her to sit down and happens to be white and male he is a misogynistic pig?

“But no matter how deep your abiding love for a sports team, no one tells Rihanna to sit down.”