You’re a fucking bum who’s been given the world.

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

He looks like a penis.

They’ve fared better than Tottenham, who have won fuck all and have nothing to show for their accomplishments than commandeering the Arsenal argument they’ve always slated - “we played fantastic football and that’s all that matters.”

First paragraph a disaster. The modern UCL/UEL setup is completely different than it was even 15-20 years ago, much less 115. Insinuating that MUFC has never been in such an assumed negative position before to have to play (and win) this final is like saying that modern humans are more cultured than those 1000 years…

Mourinho actually got a hell of a lot out of that back line all things considered. Bolstering that and getting a striker alone probably bumps United up to the second-best team in England.

The good news for Liverpool is they won’t face Bournemouth, Burnley, Crystal Palace, Wolverhampton, Southampton, Leicester City, Swansea City, or Hull City in the Champions League.

It’s easy to look at the big names on this squad and think they underachieved, but look at that fucking defense. The often hurt and always terrible Smalling and Jones. The no longer completely terrible Rojo and decidedly mediocre Darmian. The not remotely a centerback Blind playing centerback. They may have the…

And no mention of the pride in playing for the terror victims of Manchester...seems like a grande omission.

Two dinky trophies, one pretty good trophy and CL qualification next year. I’ll take it.

Any chance of getting a guest post from Greg Howard on all this?

Way to not embed the much better goal.

Brilliant move by Mourinho. I guarantee you Wenger would not have swallowed his pride and go for it on the Europa League. No fan of the Special One and his oversized ego but he made sure that Manchester United would have the best chance to make the Champions League next season while finishing below Liverpool (who…

I hear it’s a longshot now, but I really hope Mbappe ends up at ManU.

Billy, are you always this insufferable?

As an Arsenal supporter, I feel like George Costanza arguing with Jerry about the marriage pact.

I don’t know how much rest will matter. Game 1 is June 1st. If it goes the distance, Game 7 is June 18th. Entire civilizations of mayflies will rise and fall.

Dear Markelle Fultz:

No tolerance for dirty players.