Dammit. I was so busy paying attention to his position I didn’t even realize it was a throw-in. Carry on.

No matter how great his career may have been, I will never forget Paul Pierce’s phantom wheelchair injury in the ‘08 Finals. Like, seriously, what the fuck happened?

As a Liverpool supporter, those last two matches still scare the crap out of me.

Had to create an account just to say how hilariously bad this article is. Literally 4 CBs were out injured at the same time (3 still are and Bailly I’m not convinced is at 100% health), Pogba just came back from injury, Fellaini suspension, Mata out, Ibra out, Rooney out (thank god), TFM out, and Shaw god knows.…

“Your Baby is Dead!...

The MLS, where both Kaká is paid and the pay is caca.

I think you are seriously selling short the Juve-Monaco matchup. Given how they are both playing, I would put the winner of that matchup as the favorite in the final, even if Real makes it.

TV Guide already went out this week. You can’t just cancel the game and ask them to print a new run.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing the Lakers lose for winning. Except cocaine. I fucking love cocaine.

Kobe being exalted might have something to do with his post-season performance too, idk just a guess.

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Icelander here!

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

“I tried that and got a 4-month ban.” - Luis Suarez

Raise your hand if you paid for sex.

I hate how much I like these shitty Lakers, and I want them to go back to being good so I can go back to hating them.

according to this study, your asshole should look like something similar in 2035.

Hopefully they used Suarez as their Mengele.

The team has also found it difficult to pair him with a roommate on the road, due to the constant complaints about the stink from his candy cigarettes.

Chuck Liddell?