Not this

Am I the only one who doesn’t know “...how people talk.”?

Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your landlord, MARVIN HARRISON! You know that money you owe me? Well listen to this...{hits with bat}.

You know who writes articles like this? The hole of an ass.

It’s not an Agrobacterium tumefaciens!

Avant-garde is for $^#*(@A’s

You can say that again!

Dyslexia’s a hell of a drug

“Look at Steve Francis...”

Didn’t Dick Trickle shoot himself? Do you mean Cole Trickle? 

I don’t know what color tennis balls are; all I know is they’re not green.

I think since Hulkamania ran wild on the last group; the current mood is Plead the Fifth on all legal issues.

“You did just fine...the stars will come.”

What’s the Greg Howard issue? Your reply-bait worked to erection on me!

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Can you imagine if Spurs signed Deulofeu? Billy might then write the Greatness post that never ends, and is all one sentence.

It’s okay to spend unlimited sums if Pep is your coach. Got it, Billy! Thanks for the clarification. I guess genius is as genius does.

If fingering 15 year old girls counts as “treatment” then I was a doctor in high school. Twice.

Chelsea Conte catch a break!

Vag-face should be hyphenated so as to not be confused with the Italian translation of vagafache which means, “vaguely does that.”