Phillip DaCucci

Counter-point: Jagielka

Not the best wide player on own team, but you’ve watched all the matches so your opinion is the right one.

“He has been one of the best wide attackers in the Premier League for about five years now...”

Sucker-puncher booked: charged with aggravated grumpiness and assault with a douchey weapon.  

The Red Sox under Farrell posted a .533 winning percentage after winning the World Series, then finishing last in the division for two years in a row, then finishing first in the division in 2016 and 2017.

I lost a grandparent in Munich. In the 1940s. So I know the feeling!

He should try to do things more Manuel-ey next time to avoid all the Ribery-ing he’s going to receive for ho-Hummels type results. Otherwise I think he’s been Ulreich.

And as written by Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!

You are the Mother! of bloggers.

I guess this is no longer unsharted territory for Sgt. Sharketti.

All other prospects impale in comparison.

As a Lakers fan, it’s not.

The Process of reading this article makes me feel a little Hinkie.

Easier solution: make offsides in football like it works in hockey, with a line between the 18 yard box and the centre circle.

More like the NFL you say...I think someone just leaked the GingerHammer’s European expansion plan. Now if only they could start kicking each other in the head more frequently then the World National Football League would be born! #WNFL

Or baby hotdogs

“But no matter how deep your abiding love for a sports team, no one tells Rihanna to sit down.”

He looks like a penis.

And no mention of the pride in playing for the terror victims of Manchester...seems like a grande omission.