now i kinda want to hear tig notaro read the importance of being earnest.

I don't take issue with it being bullshit as much as I take issue with the "YAY BEYONCE BE MEAN TO THIS OTHER PERSON BECAUSE SHES A WHORE AND WE HATE HER" thing. It's looking sexist as fuck and God are we all eating it up.

Cindarelly cindarelly where the helly is your belly?

I'm with you. What's the story with Bounce? Is he winning a prize for being the best damn dog in the UK?

What were they interviewing the dog about? Tennis balls? The proper length for a belly rub? His reaction to America's presence in Syria? I MUST KNOW

"I run a business. People want to work for less money, I'll pay them less money. I don't call them up and go, 'Can I give you some more?' Because that's not what you do when you run a business."

"I think she likes sex already."

Anastasia refers to her ass as her "behind," her vagina as her "sex." Her juvenile exclamations of "Jeez!" and "Oh, my!" and "Hmmm" are interspersed with the least specific descriptions of Christian Grey—the guy who threatens to beat her up for mouthing off or misbehaving—as the hottest man in the history of…

"Perhaps most unrealistically, its male protagonist is a 27-year-old man living in Seattle who wears ironed shirts, cleans his room, and has his shit together."

"I think she likes sex already."

This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…

"I think she likes sex already."

My sister and myself got this "procedure" inflicted upon us, which is misnomer let's stick with FGM, at least it captures the gravity of what is happening to these girls. We were In Somalia and my parents were out of the country, my grandmother took it upon herself to go against my parents wishes and to get it done.…

I'm a Muslim and I can personally vouch that I never had even heard of this procedure and there's no mention of it anywhere in Islam. If anything the most we are encouraged to do is get baby boys circumcised for medical purposes. It's stupid that anytime woman violence or abuse is mentioned in Middle East or Africa…

lol "no makeup" looks don't include lash application because most people wanting to achieve that look have no clue how to put on fake lashes. I don't understand those videos about the look, either. "Want a no-makeup look?! FIRST, gather these 15 products!" No, booski. No.

YouTube makeup gurus LOVE making these long-ass videos where they ramble on, and on and on about one thing.

Yes. I am very lenient with the "no makeup" term as I came up in the era of makeup being neon colored and intended to make you look like a Nagel painting or toucan. So, sure. "No makeup" just differentiates obvious makeup and can include balm, mascara, coverup. I'll allow it. But contouring? You are full-on "makeup…

'No make-up' videos always start with listing the 6 products 'you'll need'.

Uhhh...*blinks* Other than her eyebrows, I don't see a lot of difference. That's a lot of work for not a lot of difference. My no-makeup look is basically: "wash your face. dry it. put some lotion on so you don't turn into a lizard. go out."

My first reaction to this video is that it took 3 minutes to show her doing all her makeup using several products, and yet the video of the girl doing nothing but sucking on a lip dildo was 7 minutes long.