The golden ring of hell.

Id rather make money sucking on balls than being mean to people who are already bullied. and Im a lesbian so thats saying a lot.

She’s an asshole.

would prefer watching dog shit

He was asserting dominance by forcing his frequent displays of “affection” on her.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

Authenticity check:

They’re so expressive. I think it’s the eyebrows.

I love me a nice Rottie. The dog looks so chagrined in this picture, too. It’s easy to hurt a Rottweiler’s feelings.

This dog, though! I just wanna love-smother all rotties and other big brutes with lots of neck/face skin. They remind me of my old mystery mutt. Who’s so big and scary? Are you so big and scary? Best puppy hugs ever.

I thought it was a katy perry costume piece tbh

Someone get him a coloring book!

Shocking that a depressed woman in the “care” of a group that denies the existence of mental illness should end up in a suicidal state.

Oh god SO AWKWARD

Brow merkins. From fucked to fleek in one easy, glue on step.

He can’t get enough of the ladies, amirite?

Well any man who likes Lady Gaga CAN’T be gay.

Yeah but John Travolta (whom I love btw, for various reasons) kisses ALL the ladies. Just so that we know how much he LOVES the ladies. In a SEXUAL way.

Why do Travolta’s eyebrows look like they were painted on by a vampire makeup artist who learned what human faces look like by watching the count on Sesame Street?

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."