The golden ring of hell.

Anyone else suddenly decide they do, in fact, want to see Lucy’s tits?

Multipass is love. Multipass is life.

You put THE FIFTH ELEMENT on a list of “terrible” movies? What is wrong with you, man with a serial killer name? You are ... you just ...BZZ!

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

Id rather make money sucking on balls than being mean to people who are already bullied. and Im a lesbian so thats saying a lot.

She’s an asshole.

so then the question becomes “how did Mars lose its magnetic field?”

Broomball.

“Idiopathic” is fancy doctor talk for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

would prefer watching dog shit

He was asserting dominance by forcing his frequent displays of “affection” on her.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

Authenticity check:

They’re so expressive. I think it’s the eyebrows.

I love me a nice Rottie. The dog looks so chagrined in this picture, too. It’s easy to hurt a Rottweiler’s feelings.

I thought it was a katy perry costume piece tbh

I thought the movie ending worked for the movie and the book ending worked for the book. The more ambiguous book ending might have been tough to shoot.

The Mist is a perfect example of this, The whole movie from beginning to end gave me the heebie jeebies and not once was it because of the monsters.