I’ve hated top sheets since I was a kid. They’re always kicked down into a lump or all tangled around my limbs by morning. I use a down comforter with washable covers in winter and thin washable quilts in the summer.

I once had FedEx attempt to deliver a package, leave a note at the door, and then deliver said package to someone else in town with the same last name as me. They then lied about it when I called to find the package. This wasn’t in some tiny village of 1,000 people or something, this was a university town of 60,000 or…

Imma print this out and frame it.

Oh E.T. for me too. Never had a problem watching Jaws, Alien, or The Thing as a kid (what the hell, mom and dad?) but E.T. freaked me right the fuck out.

I saw it in theaters when I was 14 and developed the biggest crush on James Spader.

I’m in the same spot with my husband. All my sympathy to you.

Just what I was thinking!

When I feel nostalgic, I go look at old screenshots. It took me 30 DAYS PLAYED to get my first level 60.

Unsurprising. There are still shitheads who defend Roman Polanski ferchrissake.

The ability to digest milk as an adult is my mutant superpower. I can’t let this gift go to waste.

Kabocha tempura is one of my favorite foods. I could eat an unhealthy amount of that stuff.

As someone who has watched all of Trek and seen some terrible episodes, my opinion is that Discovery is pretty good so far.

His Mom is Maori and he’s a native speaker.

I’m pretty aghast at the advice offered to the second letter writer. How convenient that sparing her hurt also means he never has to face her with the truth and put the power in her hands over whether the relationship continues or ends. Women aren’t children and do not need a man’s protection from upset feelings.…

Did you move into the next universe or simulate a new universe after you were done. There are universe and simulation levels that let you keep going. Deciding to destroy value drift ends it though.

I agree and thought the kids were fantastic.

Sure, I mean, if you’ve never heard of a state called Oregon before.

I know someone who goes to Wendy’s and specifically asks for the oldest baked potatoes. Ulgh.

Strawberry Charleston Chew was always my number one candy bar. 9 years old in 1989 going to the corner store to buy milk for my mom, she’d always give me enough extra for a Charleston Chew for me and my little brother.

Lucky him.