I’m in my late 30's an have no kids, but every single classroom I was in growing up had an analog clock on the wall. Are those all gone or something?

Are you trying to tell me I SHOULDN'T have bought those death sticks?

It was done 4 years ago with Hydrox, but of course everybody thinks this is the original.

Not only that, he went and played the Immortal demo and gave an even-handed review in reddit. 

I got a little light-headed just reading this.

Watching her crack that asshole in the face with her motorcycle helmet was the best part of that movie.

I thought that’s what buying it meant.

I use beer I don’t like as slug bait in my garden. I find slugs to be less discriminating.

You don’t go to the bathroom to wash your hands. Restaurants have dedicated hand washing sinks. You can’t even stick dirty dishes in them without violating health codes. But I agree, this seems like something that could be sorted with a warning or couple days suspension at MOST.

Go fuck yourself.

My town allows you to put food waste in the yard waste bin. They even handed out small food waste collection bins for the kitchen.

Maybe a month or two ago I got 600 dessert-sized paper plates. Nobody at customer service could figure out why or how they had my name and address on them, and I was never charged. Ended up donating them to the local senior center.

I’ve hated top sheets since I was a kid. They’re always kicked down into a lump or all tangled around my limbs by morning. I use a down comforter with washable covers in winter and thin washable quilts in the summer.

I once had FedEx attempt to deliver a package, leave a note at the door, and then deliver said package to someone else in town with the same last name as me. They then lied about it when I called to find the package. This wasn’t in some tiny village of 1,000 people or something, this was a university town of 60,000 or…

Imma print this out and frame it.

I’m in the same spot with my husband. All my sympathy to you.

Just what I was thinking!

When I feel nostalgic, I go look at old screenshots. It took me 30 DAYS PLAYED to get my first level 60.

Unsurprising. There are still shitheads who defend Roman Polanski ferchrissake.

The ability to digest milk as an adult is my mutant superpower. I can’t let this gift go to waste.