This is Katana. She’s got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

I’m in my late 30's an have no kids, but every single classroom I was in growing up had an analog clock on the wall. Are those all gone or something?

Are you trying to tell me I SHOULDN'T have bought those death sticks?

Is the first Hellboy on Netflix?  I’m gonna go watch the first Hellboy on Netflix.

It was done 4 years ago with Hydrox, but of course everybody thinks this is the original.

They'll have a coupon day or something.

Not only that, he went and played the Immortal demo and gave an even-handed review in reddit. 

I got a little light-headed just reading this.

Watching her crack that asshole in the face with her motorcycle helmet was the best part of that movie.

I thought that’s what buying it meant.

I use beer I don’t like as slug bait in my garden. I find slugs to be less discriminating.

You don’t go to the bathroom to wash your hands. Restaurants have dedicated hand washing sinks. You can’t even stick dirty dishes in them without violating health codes. But I agree, this seems like something that could be sorted with a warning or couple days suspension at MOST.

My small stores have been robbed twice. Not only did insurance quickly and painlessly pay for the amount stolen (minus $500 deductible), they paid for our estimated lost sales since the store had to be closed half the day. Our rates didn’t even increase. You need better insurance.

Female and Male eclectus parrots.

Go fuck yourself.

My husband got the alert, but my phone on the same carrier/same account got nothing. I guess in a real emergency I just get to die.

Not to mention that this kid who survives on the streets by his wit alone just kind of stands there going ‘duh what’ like a dipshit when asked his last name.

My town allows you to put food waste in the yard waste bin. They even handed out small food waste collection bins for the kitchen.

Oh my goodness, I adored M.A.S.K. when I was in kindergarten. I had a bunch of the toys and an enormous V.E.N.O.M. sticker on my bureau.

Maybe a month or two ago I got 600 dessert-sized paper plates. Nobody at customer service could figure out why or how they had my name and address on them, and I was never charged. Ended up donating them to the local senior center.