Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

I wondered the same thing. My childhood experience was the same, but then again I’m well out of my twenties (and thirties) so I’m not representative of much of Lifehacker’s readership.

My husband and I purchased our first house together, it needed a lot of renovation work. But we got it for a pretty reasonable price because of this. It was a small house but I was totally in love with it and the backyard, it was a huge long kind of narrow backyard and definitely overgrown. We shared one fence with a…

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. 

He always brings the brewskis.

I already get my daily dose of crazy white dudes from browsing reddit, so I’ll have t pass on this one.

it’s also a related word when you look up “hammer” in a thesaurus.

I thought it was because they lost the rights to the Warhammer franchise. 

The only thing better than reposted Twitter is reposted Twitter reposting Reddit.

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit?

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.

I’m pretty sure that Amazon and gentrifiying real estate developers are the ones who fucked your city over, bro

As someone who grew up in the middle of nowhere I have no interest in talking to my neighbors. On the day we moved out of the house we lived in for 15 years the only ‘neighbor’ we had, who lived half a mile away and who in all that time we only ever communicated with through friendly waves, came by to tell how much he…

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

The CMAs.

I like knowing that no matter how much money you have, the reaper will always collect his due.

Silenzio, pomodoro!

> While you might trust, say, your 4-6 best friends not to take liberties

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

lolololol yeah sure that's what it is, I don't know what I was thinking