Shut up, Ted!

I forgot about the Rich history of scientifically accurate cartoons.

To get nerdy - this bill is using the reconciliation instructions from the FY 2017 budget, which is required to get around a filibuster. That’s probably what you heard. You get one shot at that per fiscal year (which is the reason why they were insistent on doing healthcare first, the plan is to use the FY 2018 budget…

Tell me sir, what advantages does this train have over an automobile, which I could also afford?

Am i doing this right?

I am very guilty of this.

Here are some pet AND car photos from a time when my little Portia was barely bigger than her little Porsche.

“[I]f you really think about it from a landscape of the way we travel, the way we move...”

Thomas Dolby? Really? Although I guess I can understand, with what happened with his eyesight, why he’d be anti-science.

Besides the distinct sound of another phone getting picked up (the “click” that others have mentioned), the sound quality of the call tends to change a bit...you hear more dead air, there are new/different background noises, etc.

Maybe you will be taken prisoner and be tortured and the President will mock you for getting caught. Or maybe you will be killed in battle as a hero and the President will belittle your family for their race and/or religion.

Cat: “Hey. Have any of you seen my dog? I think he might have come through here.*

If you pick ranged characters on maps that require you to control points then you are already taking away an important aspect to your team so you better make up for it in skill. If you’re Widow be willing to go machinegun if the point starts to look like its falling to the other team. Dying in OW doesn’t hurt as much…

Okay, that’s fair. I don’t like playing an attack map with triple snipers who won’t switch, because yeah, more often than not they’re the kind of “gold elims bitch I ain’t going healer” player that just doesn’t understand the fundamental goal of a team-based game.

File 1? No

Fuck Mei.

Yes, Deadspin is more or less a sports site. That being said, the sports world would be somewhat affected by a nuclear war.

US should start a misinformation campaign that doping makes you gay

Russia: Dope all you want, just don’t be gay.

Short for “relationship”.