It’s easy to make spelling mistakes when you’re only typing with one hand.

Pictured: Voolvif Monn, from the Clone Wars cartoon.

“Savage Opress” is the “Optimus Prime” of the Star Wars universe.

It’s so much more comfortable to have the mouse or trackpad in closer to the body’s center. For me, having a second set of number keys is not worth the bad ergonomics.

Case in point on Hannibal, we couldn’t show making love explicitly but we could show them killing each other explicitly

The Volvo in The Saint was Roger Moore’s own personal car. The show didn’t have the budget to supply a cool car for him to drive, but Moore thought it was important for the character, so he supplied his own.

I better get going on that guillotine I’m building in my garage. The revolution against the criminal aristocracy might be coming faster than I thought.

Scientists can also find no basis for people bursting into song when encountering their true love.

I hate these moon crimes!

Do they do the one where the guy has to choose which cage, aluminum or steel, to hide from a bear in?

How does that get them kicked off the flight? Doesn’t that just mean that the baby has to ride on a parent’s lap, as per the original plan?

Looks great... until you realize you’re being taken as tribute to compete in the Hunger Games.

How am I supposed to sleep at night knowing the secret of skull melting technology may have fallen into enemy hands?

Damnit, Munoz, didn’t you see that one of the security officers involved was placed on leave after the incident? That was your perfect scapegoat! Pin it on the other guy - that’s how you CEO in 21st century America.

Might be bad news for those who want a faithful adaptation of the book. I can’t think of two movies who are less like their source material than Forrest Gump and Benjamin Button.

Whenever inanimate objects give me feelings like this, I just have to remember this IKEA ad.

Parents, DO NOT let her be around when the junk truck comes for it, unless you want some serious therapy bills in the future.

From Malcolm Nance, counter terrorism expert, “I have no idea what Donald Trump is talking about with wire tapping. We do not even do that, the way he probably thinks, from The Sopranos, where we’re actually running a wire and putting bugs into his office.”

Does any of this take into account the fact that the planets are most likely tidally locked?