Blizzard still hasn’t confirmed that every hero is gay, but I think it’s only a matter of time at this point.

Don’t tell me nobody brought this one out

I feel like this might become the new Duke lacrosse story. There are no facts behind either side’s story, but it fits a certain social narrative soooo well that all skepticism is going to go out the window.

YOLO

I see an opening for a competing ride-sharing service whose cars are all 70s vans with mattresses in the back.

I can’t figure out that segment, that has an intro and everything, where they pretend they’re going to bring on a celebrity, and then pretend to kill said celebrity. It’s not funny or informative and provides nothing to the show.

A fleet of electric cars generates far less pollution and greenhouse gas than a fleet of gasoline-powered cars, even when the electricity to power them comes from coal or natural gas. This is because of economics of scale. A single plant generating the power for thousands of cars is far more efficient than every…

That is not the general consensus.

Mainsplain to a hot girl how to drive a stick in a Dodge Viper? Does nobody remember that EXACT bit from The Car Show?

American buckaroo.

It’s already happening.

He stole Moe’s bit!

“If they can dye the river green today, why can’t they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?”

Whatever the Australian version of a mint julep is must be absolutely devastating.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Put her on the twenty!

From Jalopnik, no less.

“I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.”