Oof. The woman in that screen shot looks like Klinger from M*A*S*H.

With no winner. Participation trophies for all participants!

Crime... boy, I don't know.

Throw the hat!

How does left click and right click translate to console?

By your logic, you gotta be the one putting something into something to be the fucker, and the person who gets something put into them is the fuckee.

Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your “white zone” shit again.

Somebody flushed.

I have the second generation Volt which is an amazing car. The one place it is lacking is interior space. Maybe they're setting up the Bolt and Volt to compliment each other.

A non-existent Tesla, if they mean the Model 3.

That’s how you know this was Colorado.

Is there anyplace that lists updates that happen on the console version?

Now I’m thinking about how much cooler Mirror’s Edge could be if Faith was a cat.

Junkrat can also leave his mine next to her while she’s in her regenerative ice cocoon and blow it as soon as she emerges.

My Apology:

For those who have a problem with it, you can pretend it’s Kreyg lowering himself into a hot bath.

Impressive.

I had an Uber driver named Jihad and I almost canceled the ride when I saw that.

NSU TTS?

Overwatch’s best feature is the Kill Cam. Finally no more “I’m dead again? What happened? I didn’t even see what killed me.”