Blizzard still hasn’t confirmed that every hero is gay, but I think it’s only a matter of time at this point.

You’re the reason that people make shit up. They can get attention or monetize this kind of thing and you don’t even care if it’s true or that they have 0 credibility because the overall narrative is more important to you. “Delta is racist” and had some racially charged incidents in the past. That should be all the…

“IT’S (FROST SETTING IS) OVER 9000!!!!

Every park has a room with three seashells.

It was alright, his standup is better.

Hundreds of millions of vehicles with engines in various conditions with various efficiencies versus dozens of plants. It’s far easier to regulate the emissions of power plants than all those vehicles.

Except that for most people with one, their EVs will recharge overnight when electrical demand is the lowest.

This is what I immediately pictured.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

THANK YOU! This is the most correct and definitive pop culture reference for dyeing the Chicago River blue, not a dumb Arrested Development episode that has nothing to do with Chicago.

Cue a hilarious Bud Lite “here’s to you Mr. Blue River Coloring Technician” commercial. Hilarity, and beer sales, will surely ensue.

Helmet to Helmet contact. Unsportsmanlike

Later at the Buffalo ER:

Referees initially threw a flag, but quickly realized that, in fact, there were not too many men on the field.

Interrupting with “Your husband disagrees with you” was the low point for me.

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

If only they had the McLaren from Back to the Future, they could go back in time and fix that.

You forgot one

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