I guess Mexico and Korea could be considered “Seoul Brothers” now.

Nice of El Tri to loan green(ish) jerseys to Germany so that they could shit the bed worse.

Okay but where is a clip of that Korean soccer player getting his nards destroyed by the soccer ball? I need that in my life.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Police have yet to release almost any details about the body, except that he is male and not Jenkins.

Except for the simple fact, they couldnt. The US has literally the easiest route to the world cup and they failed. US football is a shambles.

That’s Grayson Allen’s little brother, Beigeson. He’ll be fine once he learns the family trade. 

In response, the Red Sox have cut Lucky Whitehead.

+1 Black Handjob. 

So, you’re implying that transgenerational racial animosities, involving the horrors of ethnic cleansing and genocide, might lead to emotional reactions that some people perceive as less than sportsmanlike behavior on the field?

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

We get the rapists and the thieves that need to have their children taken away before somebody makes me uncomfortable walking around my neighborhood.

No, if they were sending their best we'd probably make the WC. 

Wait... so, when Mexico sends it people... they are bringing their best now? I’m so confused.

I mean, what more proof do they need than this?

Do I get a selfie out of it?

So, have you paid attention to the past 20 years? We’ve had Mexico’s number more often than not in the modern era. 13-10-6 since 1998 in US’ favor. We’ve also gotten further than them in the WC in that time period, twice, so, there’s that, too.

I’m assuming Billy is secretly a 60 year old beat writer for the Post. That’s my way of saying nobody gives two shits about baseball, let alone some super regional derby that was last relevant 15 years ago

Billy has probably never been to Estadio Azteca and been hit with rocks, coins, beer bottles or bags of urine. Hell, he’s probably never been to a USMNT game. He has absolutely no clue about any of this.

It wouldn’t be a Billy Haisley column without a superfluous dig at American soccer fans/players/teams.