Can we discuss the obscene number of chances Mexico had on the counter — most of which ended without even getting a shot on goal?

Juan Osorio dressing up like Jurgen Klinsmann with the white shirt and rolled up sleeves is the ultimate mind game. It was clear that Jogi Löw lost the tactical battle before the game even began.  

Yes, in the same vein as many great Mexican Goalkeepers such as Hugo Sanchez, Luis Hernandez and Cuauhtemoc Blanco....

As a German fan, that loss hurt a lot, but Mexico played great and it is hard to not feel some joy for them.

I got drunk on tequila last night and had a burrito for lunch today, so I feel personally responsible for this victory.

What a fun but weird game in general. Not often can you say the winning team should have scored about 4 more goals than they did, but also were lucky to win.

The Germans have been counterattacked in Russia before—it didn’t end well then, either.

It’s different in different parts of the country, but in Florida it works like this.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Messi Bjorked it.

That save Reyked Javik all over the crowd.

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

They are going to break and/or lose that thing, aren’t they?

Skyline is Greek.
Greek yogurt and icelandic skyr are very similar.
Basically the same cuisine.

Also,
Iceland has a similar population to Cincinnati.
Cincinnati metro is almost identical to Las Vegas metro.
Las Vegas was an underdog in their first ever NHL season.

*Translation: Iceland will advance to the Final?

*Icelandic…

Meet me in Temecula

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

That’s a shimmy-shimmy from the cocoa puff. (Get it? Because a puff is delicate and so is Chris Paul!)

I’ll defend the guy on one point you made. You do realize that baseball is played during the spring and summer right? Evening game or not the sun was almost certainly out on the way to the game. I don’t blame anyone for bringing their sunglasses in with them, evening game or not.

Now if he was wearing his sunglasses…

This is what straight sex looks like???? Huh. Seems disappointing.