The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

POLICE: Sounds to me like some normal basketball shit.

There were good people on both sides

I love it. That he knows him, man... somehow the incredibly lame man comes off a million times lamer after watching this.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

the screener should be crowned king of that LA Fitness basketball court. 

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

If we’re playing Duck Duck Goose, I pick him as a “goose” every time.

However, I would set the hardest pick known to man on this guy.  

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

Yea! And the anthem!

DEADSPIN IS FAMILY

This shit was so good and I struggled to get it into the piece in some way or another but finally just trusted that one of you would do it. So I thank you, very much.

... and starting at running back for YOUR Dallas Cowwww-Boyyyyys, number 13, LeSean McCoy!...

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

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