My law school co-ed flag football team (we were in a league with younger, more athletic undergrad teams) was subject to many of the rules described here (e.g. Woman QB every 3 plays, passes had to be to female players every x number of plays). We had a girl on our team named Maggie, whom we all called Magatron. I…

Musta missed the bicycle kick debacle

Lulz @knockoff stages 

It’s not that Howard has completely stopped being an unproductive player, either.

“Wow I haven’t seen Mexico blow up Germany’s spot this bad since the Zimmerman Telegram”

Beat me to the punch, you beautiful sonuvabitch

“You pet me now.”

Geez, I really, fervently dislike Chris Paul... but this? Marone! Shoot that shit right into my veins... 

Offence, defence, scattershot?

I wonder if he’ll struggle with the conversion to metric

Gotta admit, when I first read the statement in question, I was ready to agree with Mr. Devoid... but then I went back and re-read more carefully. The commas, man... the commas. I’m a goddamn lawyer with a hard-on for commas and semi-colons. You’d think those two factors working in tandem would have made it easy for…

“ . . . although the Toronto Raptors, at 4.5 games back, are probably still juust close enough in pursuit of the league’s best overall record, and home court advantage throughout the playoffs, to keep the Rockets from relaxing too much down the stretch.”

Dang... never learned to keep scrolling

Are the guys with shit bosses?

So... I’m only pointing this out in an attempt to have my comment ungreyed but I don’t the Stephens is the one who plans to appeal the decision.

Methinks you may be on to something

Hyper-productive role-player?

You beautiful sonuvabitch

That was an impressive leap you made there just now.

Hey, man... reading is hard. Can’t expect folks to actually read for content or anything of substance like that.