“If they’re not totally insane, they’ll activate their third quarterback for the game and take Prescott out after a few series, and then it will be Mark Sanchez’s time to shine.”

Based on my review of the evidence, I think he’s more likely to be convicted of the lesser included offense of Gnarly DUI.

I get the feeling that’s exactly what he was going for

He’s just asking questions

You beautiful bastard

Just starring the sweet Hey Arnold reference

Goodnight, sweet prince...

+1 Fuck you, man... Romo is a goddamn Saint.

Oy vey

Don’t mind the 1L

One would expect that a kid named Jaraphat was probably born woke. My parents must have wanted me to be one of the sheeple with my generic-ass name.

Underappeciated

“[A]lleged allegations”

This might be the understatement of the year. Dude also rode the bench to a chip with the Jayhawks back in ‘08 (thanks, Wikipedia). I’d bet money he’s either the only one or a member of a tiny fraternity of guys who rode the bench to glory in both college AND the NBA. As far as legacies go, Shaun Kaun may very well be…

Make it two to make the drive worthwhile and you've got yourself a drinking buddy.

I can’t speak for what youreanidiot5 meant by that, but I’m simply following a developing story via alerts delivered to my cell. You know, reading stuff online while I should be working? My IG activity is limited to posting pics of food and my dog.

Just a mansplaining criminal defense attorney trying to burn some clock on a slow-ass Friday. Oh, Cowboys fan and Tech Red Raider, if you must know. Fuck the Buckeyes. And FWIW, fuck Greg Hardy, and anyone who is cool with his garbage ass.