So... Nobody is gonna report on Zeke’s claim that he has evidence in the form of text messages where she threatens to ruin him for breaking up with her? Or how 4 other witnesses are contradicting her allegations? Or Zeke’s claim that she suffered the injuries shown in the photos as a result of a bar fight? Or how her…

I was gonna comment on the most recent developments surrounding this story but I can already see the reaction coming. I’ll just cut the middleman out: I’m a mansplainer and a garbage human being.

“[H]e really does hit a ton of dingers stroke a ton of dongers in batting practice everyday.”

Nice

I’m just gonna go ahead and say I’m cautiously optimistic that this change will be a slight improvement in the... Wtf am I saying? Fuck First Take.

Gonna miss the big croissant. Happy trails, Bobo. Thanks for the memories.

‘64 is the year, broham... Get it together.

I hate the Internet

“Atlanta is also a low-pressure environment”

Yeah I just realized that... One day, I’ll learn to click “show pending” before thinking I’m so goddamned clever.

Edit: I am also an asshat

Wiggins: Canadian

Point taken.

Yes, it does. see my lengthy response to Turd Furgeson.

Cool story, turd.

Spider 2 Y Banana

The best part is where this kid stands there and tries to shield his face from danger using nothing but the club face of whatever it is he used to smack the ball of fire onto the small cache of fireworks.

Seriously... The first time in NBA finals history that teammates score 41 apiece isn’t particularly memorable? Methinks Kevin Draper was most definitely here in spirit.

You leave Manu out of this, goddammit.

Took some real stones in Silver’s part to do the right thing now that the finals have virtually been decided. Glad we have a no-nonsense NBA sheriff in town these days.