Maybe... Except there are a ton of large men who play in Europe who have excellent free throw shooting mechanics. Sure, they aren’t 90% shooters, but they’re not hitting in the 50s either. Maybe that aspect of the game isn’t as well-developed in American bigs. It’s a bit strange to me that we’d just ignore the 7…

Redshirt senior? Something tells me he’s taking the fall alone on this one.

I involuntarily said “oooh noooo” out loud when I read this. Good show.

The commentary was awesome. I know next to nothing about hockey you can’t learn from Waybe Gretzky 3D Hockey 98 and much less about proper ice maintenance. But it’s clear these guys are idiots and I should laugh at them. Thanks, commentators with sweet Canadian accents. My sports life has been further enriched and…

I was gonna respond specifically to your points, but realized that all you have to do is click “view replies,” on my OP. It’s all there. Responses to every asinine argument you try to make here. I'm not sure which point I laughed at harder, your first or your second. Both are equally fucking ridiculous. Go back to…

“*Grumble*... Right way... *grumble, grumble*... respect for the game.”

+1 heart still beeping, you sonuvabitch.

I was gonna make a crack about the kid losing his NCAA eligibility, but Mr. Jamey Schilling has really covered all bases here. As a Gawker Media legal expert, I declare “No harm, no foul,” which is the relevant statutory language applicable here.

Admirable move by the Clippers organization to take a stand and suspend a highly talented superstar whose presence they have not at all missed this season.

Coach Pop and the San Antonio Spurs will probably throw their own hat into the Kevin Durant Free Agency Sweepstakes this summer on the strength of that Pinot Noir comment. I’d imagine their scouts would grade him highly based on the fact that his preferred wine of choice isn’t any type moscato.

It’s like you took my own feelings and thoughts, assembled them coherently, and put them to digital ink. I guess that’s why you’re a writer and I’m not.

This strikes me as a decidedly anti-feminist logic... Then again, perhaps I just don’t understand feminism, considering I have a wiener (something that has been suggested to me by a self-described feminist). I dunno, fuck Bill Maher, though.

Couldn’g there be some overlap between “immaturity” and “dick,” though?

Just the opinion of a lowly grayer, but the opening paragraph here is a thing of beauty. As a guy with the attention span of a hamster, whether I will get through even the shortest of articles is heavily dependent on the content of the first few lines. On behalf of attention deficit folks all over the world, I'd just…

I’d love to see that “cherry picker” defensive scheme in action, to be completely honest with you.

Well, TECHNICALLY *insert some irrelevant statement that is inapplicable to the current situation about legal duties between a principal and agent that may extend beyond the termination of the agency relationship*

Took a few reads and I'm still not entirely sure I got it, but... Good one? I'd elaborate on what I *think* you were getting at, but I don't wanna look any dumber than I already do.

Also, why do 911 dispatchers always sound like dicks on these calls? I guess working at any sort of call center sucks eggs.

Waiting on the video where the Sly Family recants their claim that the investigators identified themselves as police officers and state that they only made the allegation in order to impress the 911 dispatcher.

Ooof. Fuck you, man... Just... Fuck you.