Christ, this. It seems like every article has a least a few people who see a giant conspiracy in whatever the fuck was written, as if fucking Gawker somehow mattered for anything other than wasting time at work.

I was thinking about the moon landing truthers the other day and realized something: if NASA faked the moon landings in 1969-1972, why haven't they faked other space missions? Why not a fake Mars landing? A mission to Alpha Centauri? It's been nearly 50 years. We could have had a kick-ass fake history of space…

Hell yes! My brother finally moved out of my parents house and I found my Model Team set from the mid-80s stowed away in a crawlspace in his room. Highway Rig 5580!

Boy: "unnnnnhh"

That's nice and all, but (to give one example) Rei is neither a slutty girl who dies first nor a pure virgin girl with a rent uniform. It doesn't sound like Yuuri is either - she's an antique shop owner. The Fatal Frame series is known for well-written, balanced female protagonists. The skimpy costumes here aren't…

It's as if Tecmo is at once commenting on sexual exploitation, while at the same time inviting players to participate in similar exploitation throughout the game in the name of fan service.

That's why he got his own boutique site with writers he can collect and put in his little trophy case...

In the time you took to write this shitty post, you could have told me how to cook this damn fish I've had in my hands for twelve hours.

AP style is style like Swedish cuisine is cuisine.

I don't agree with this. 5 higher than 10? 10 is twice the number that five is.

People outside of MI don't understand why the natural casing dog is the greatest thing on earth.

Keep your opinions about Browns games and children to yourself! My dad and I had our first genuine father-son moment in the old Dawg Pound after we both puked from shotgunning a twelve-case of Coors on my 11th birthday.

5 kids between the ages of 7 and 10 years old? Yikes. Well, at least we know how mom snuck the rotisserie oven into the game.

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

Dat Kowalski kowality

Where is he finding free booze on Saturdays?

Guy Fieri's restaurant, obviously.

I had a goat burrito at place that I later found out had only recently become a restuarant after being fishing bait-shop for years.Easily the sickest I have ever been in my life.

I once ate a horsefly on purpose. Not because it was a delicacy served with au jus but because the sonuvabitch bit me about half a dozen times on the beach. I finally caught the fucker and passed judgement on it using Hammurabi's Code.

An oreo stuffed with wasabi. Once my heart started back up, I realized how little the $5 I had earned could actually get me.