The Range Rover needed some pepto. You saw it get sick and puke mid rollover. If its anything like me, once I puke I usually feel better, aside from the taste in my mouth.

Ok VW. You sell cheating diesels here in America but won’t see the Up Exclamation Mark GTi here?

Peasant? Ill show you that I have nearly unlimited money. I am the royal Saudi prince. My Bentley is merely just an animal transportation vehicle.

Its a Charger. One of my uncles has a 392 Challenger and Ive drove it. I didn’t really care for the Challenger too much.

Give me your clothes, I need them.

Jeez DARPA, teaching them how to be pets, drive cars thru complex challenges and now fly a plane,really?

Well of course they get it wrong. The legal team is the ones directing the engineers who cant do true loud exhaust.

Im going wider for summer tires, for winter it’ll be stock sized winter tires.

At long last my SUV search is over. Someone finally solved my first world problem. I need space for my 2 Championship quality dogs and room for my falconry gear and birds.

Im already well aware of the small tire thats under the back. Was going to try to stick the widest tire I can stick on the stock wheels to help some. Once the stock tires are done.

Meanwhile, I plan on driving my Hellcat this winter on snow tires. 707hp on Ohio snow covered roads, with salt,ice and snow.

You better lose yourself in the Hellcat, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hear the supercharger blow

I try to write with correct grammar and english.

Yo, BMW, Im really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Hellcat has the best burnouts of all time

Free publicity for Chipotle

Wilmes Ford Lincoln of Altus Ok.

Dont forget the obligatory Tapout shirt. And those jeans that have the frilly crosses on the back pockets.

He’ll have them overnighted from Japan, thanks to Harry.

Should have bought those 600hp lug nuts. His were rated at 550hp and the nuts just went e’erywhere.