I’m just a full service maintenance type of guy.

Id stick my finger in its butthole while giving it head if it asked. And not complain at all.

We both had the same idea and both posted at the same time. Lol.

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When I bought my Hellcat, the dealer gave me the front plate holder and I threw it in the trash.

Overheat a bug

 Animals (that are typically consumed) are tasty.

Pretty sure nails are a vegan, gluten, carb, and dairy free diet plan.

They’re too busy having a mini heart attack to reply. Check back in a few days for their response. Google may assist you with your inquiry now, if an immediate response is required.

I picked 2 up. I went to a tailor for them to do my measurements.

I picked 2 up. I went to a tailor for them to do my measurements.

My dealer for my work trucks doesnt mind ordering a vehicle. They’d rather have you in something you absolutely love then settle for less.

I guess the packages came because the manufacturers were seeing customers order similar options over and over. So they figured if they grouped them and had cars ready to go on lots it could make the sale faster so people could spend less time at the dealer.

You know Im still waiting on my jar of Jalopnik Jam. I originally and still want Tire Fire Tangerine.

To boldly snoop where no man has before. These are the missions of the Air Force X-37B.

100k in options on a Panamera or Cayenne, yeah, they’ve got it covered.

What customizations can be done to a German car? Pick between 2 shades of the following - gray, black, white. Do you want a tan or black interior? Wood accents or carbon fiber. Don’t forget that buying a german brand means the turn signal stalk is a dealer deleted option.

I don’t really follow, nor really care about…

I almost said Stabilitrak but that’s Chevy. I couldn’t think what Ford called theirs.

Tesla will just do whatever it wants. Because most of it’s buyers (model 3 excluded) have enough money to wait for a car to show up. Unlike an average car buyer.

No, I just made it up. Like the disclaimers during most car commercials.

Professional driver on a closed course while using Ford Advanced Traction control systems. **