Katsumoto
katsumoto
10/9/19
7:32 PM
5

i’d rather increase penalties for asshats than ruin everyone’s fun.

10/9/19
3:58 PM
63

We have learned so much about you today 

10/9/19
3:10 PM
100

I typically would attend this C&C, though I had other plans this past week. There’s normally police in attendance and down the street to try and stop this from happening. Read more

10/2/19
11:32 AM
156

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

9/29/19
4:06 PM
523

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

9/11/19
10:24 AM
39

micro management of vehicles to determine those registrations means way more tracking of vehicle and location data that people will probably not be comfortable with. Read more

9/10/19
2:01 PM
251

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

9/3/19
10:23 AM
72

I’ve never heard of holy grains. Are they like whole grains, but blessed with holy water?

8/28/19
2:34 PM
114

I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

8/27/19
4:22 PM
15

Dude, imagine if you mixed a scoop of mashed potatoes, corn, cheese, and bits of chicken and just smothered it all in gravy.
They’d be famous!

8/12/19
7:58 AM
9

I really want to see Deadpool in a Marvel movie doing his usual “breaking the 4th wall” shtick, but this time, with the camera angle taken from behind the other Avenger in the scene (preferably Spider-Man) asking him, “What are you doing talking to a wall?”

8/10/19
12:37 PM
146

When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”