Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

The only Robin pairing that ever mattered was the Robin-Lily friendship and they shat all over it so that she could be lonely enough to finally settle for Ted in that series-ruining finale.

It’s like the Hollister of restaurants.

Here’s a revolutionary idea:

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

I’ve only seen Belle but now I really want to watch it again.

Mbatha-Raw and Prince-Bythewood collab? If this is anywhere near as good as Beyond the Lights, it’ll be must-watch.

I really want to support it for the Wonder Woman appearance therein but I don’t know if I can take the white dude cavalcade. Because you just know that if it flops the studio will blame it on Wonder Woman.

I find a lot of characters are easier to deal with if I pretend they are played by Nathan Fillion.

As long as I get a good, solid Diana out of Gal Gadot, I’ll be happy.

The Béchamel Test?

I miss Mark. :(

I love you, you love me... now let’s make our love times three!

Chrissy’s response:

“That’s splendid. Good luck to you.”

On behalf of all moms who have had their kids lose their shit in public: Fuck you Life & Style, you are the worst. And props to Charlize to not handing her kid off to a nanny when he’s losing it.

Agreed. This week’s is on point. Cat is doing excellent Blue Steel.

Call me old fashioned, but if my boyfriend went on Instagram and said something about me that included the phrase, “The pussy good. . .” I would like to think I’d immediately dump him.

I seriously don't get it. He's from Massachusetts, everyone is a sarcastic asshole here. How does he not have any sort of sense of humor?