i am pleasantly surprised by the comments here so lets talk about something nice like how great kesha is and also how taylor’s necklace looks like a beautiful cat collar and i love it.

Seriously Demi is not being cool.

That’s not even an insult. Steph needs to try harder next time. I wish I had had a hundred cats :(

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

The problem is that you have to “punch up” and this seems to be punching down. A white man making fun of “dumb, shallow women”.

Today he does not feel like posing and showing everyone how magnificent he is, but I got a hilarious shot of his eyebrow whisker, so there’s that. :) This is Apollo, Lord Merp of Derp.

Hello fellow tuxie!

Pizza cat loves ALL food but does not get pizza.

I have a really bad habit of biting my lips/the insides of my cheeks when I’m bored. My Lucycat is convinced that I’m secretly eating something when I do this (because mouth moving - talking = eating, obvs), and does the head-tilt/tappy-paw in an attempt to convince me to share.

One of my parents kitties (mostly solid dark grey) has only one white eyebrow whisker and it is ENORMOUS. And adorable of course.

So this is the fat tuxedo cat thread? Lupe disapproves of dieting. Actually she lost 10% of her body weight during a hunger strike because she disliked the healthier food I was giving her. Vet confirmed this.

I have one that does the exact same thing. You’re doing your thing and you feel as if someone is staring down your soul. Look down and this is what you see:

Faroukie says hey cousin

Not a fat kitty at all but hello fellow tuxedo kitty!

Hooray, an excuse to post kitty pictures!

I asked my cat if he would be into being fed less.

My current cats are essentially free fed (we put food in their bowls twice a day when we feed the dogs but they never actually empty their dish. They graze throughout the day - but if they can see the bottom of their damn dishes, they knock the bowls over (metal bowls + basement floor = distinctive sound) as if they…