Also, you have to read it at a coffee shop while muttering “hmmm” and “thought provoking” under your breath.

Otherwise you’re just a pervert.

That bear is not that handsome.

Now I can’t stop staring at this necklace... So. Shiny.

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

I'm glad they checked the facts behind this photo! Otherwise they may have taken down a perfectly legitimate image of a bleeding, murdered nude woman.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

You’re not wrong, but this is his lawyer we’re talking about here. What else is he going to say?

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

Harry Potter is our modern day abused orphan with a heart of gold. I loved it when I found out a common thread in HP fanfiction is no, child abuse doesn’t work out like that.

And in Moulin Rouge were Satine does whole musical numbers without hacking up dark phlegm even once.

Traviata too

I was always meta-amused by La Boheme, where Mimi sings these beautiful arias as she is dying of a debilitating lung disease.

Are you high or am I?

To be fair, it's far easier for the average Vogue writer to see Audrey Hepburn influence than African tribespeople influence. I'm glad she corrected them but not terribly surprised they thought comparing her to an iconic fashion name would be the way to go.

It’s gotta be a pretty sobering moment for the GOP elite, realizing that their situation was so desperate, they were pinning their hopes to 1) a guy who was so hated he would lose an election to Karl Marx, and 2) Evil Parallel Universe Gary Shandling.

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…