$245 for something that looks like it came from Charming Charlie? That is a ripoff.

Well, I’m sold. There goes my weekend.

That Outback one still cracks me up.

They always remind me of the fake commercials from Welcome to Night Vale. They’re so perfect in their cold, absurdest nihilism.

I feel like I probably relate more to Mary J Blige in the background. She looks as concerned as I feel....

Will someone pleas stop this foul witch from stealing another pop superstar’s life force before she kills again

That (reaction) was ... uncomfortable. I think some people would be freaking out about this clip if their gender roles were reversed.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

"Chase that pigeon!" made me laugh a lot. I might steal that, for situations where this happens and there are pigeons around.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

Color me dorky, but it's from George of the Jungle. I loved that movie as a kid, especially that scene.

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

She is totally referring to the news that Benicio Del Torro is only 48. Take heart. Tell us more about Harry and his future bride.

Emma, this isn't the Harry we had in mind.

Emma, you can do much better.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

I'm really glad I like my parents.