Remember what the Bush girls would get up to?

Sounds like the show she’s doing will have a very different format, so maybe she wasn’t interested in doing a Daily Show-type program, period? It’s understandable that she’d want to try some other things (26? 26?! 26... ;_;)

You know perfectly well that hunting rifles aren’t the issue here.

I feel like this is a stage—tiptoeing into the idea that big-budget female-dominated movies can sell tickets. Hopefully Hollywood will ease into some more original stuff eventually.

Oft-quoted quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

That it was a mistake is obvious, but the implication that it was malicious is a little much. It seems more likely that the writer just thought, “Hmm, she is wearing her hair in a vertical style on top of her head. I’ve seen another person wear her hair in a vertical style on top of her head,” and followed that train…

I read it as her saying, “Okay, I’m not sure why you’re adjusting the draft instead of abolishing it, because I really don’t think we should have a draft at all, but if we do have to have it then I agree it should be for everyone.”

Kind of getting this vibe:

I thought it would be sex toys or something, so thank you VERY much for the explainer. Definitely won’t google!

Wouldn’t it be funny if this were what future generations knew him for?

I bet they’d get along!

My guess: Trump demanded to be introduced last, Carson heard him and decided that was a good idea, so they had a sort of shoving match to see who would be slowest/last out and make the biggest impression. Trump won, but didn’t realize Kasich was still behind him. (I really hope this is what happened, because it’s…

An independent with a blended family and an out-of-wedlock son, which (sadly) is doubly impressive.

Right? I basically assume that no candidate will keep all of their campaign promises. Sanders has like a hundred campaign promises, almost all of which are things I want. If he can accomplish even ten of his goals (and not cause any new catastrophic rifts in the legislature), I’ll be happy. Clinton, last I checked,…

Yeah, I seriously doubt they’re going to retire the non-cooperation tactic if Clinton is elected.

Bugsy Malone! The greatest film no one ever heard of. : ) Starring Baby Scott Baio, with Baby Jodie Foster in a major supporting role. (I will take any opportunity to plug this movie.)

I’m guessing Ivanka is holding out hard for her inheritance, though Trump seems likely to live a pretty long life.

Especially pre-Presidency. Very obviously a weasel, but a presentable weasel.

It also seems like he and Iman might have had a pretty good marriage.