I looked at the picture of Reese at the top and thought actually it was kind of pretty, and then I scrolled down and got it. : /

Sounds like he really, really wanted to be friends with Russell Crowe. Poor maladjusted Michael Jackson. You can't really imagine him developing any normal social skills, can you?

He is looking really handsome these days.

Yeah, I mostly get the sense that he's really, really into himself and can't get over how clever he is to have thought of this. Also, that hair.

What is this??

Emma Watson is basically already royalty, and certainly outranks Prince Harry on the public-esteem scale.

It's true, but high school graduates are mostly teenagers and therefore (in most cases) not really adults.

I think that would be a great milestone to celebrate, and I also think it would be great to mark the 25th or so birthday with a "welcome to adulthood" initiation/celebration. You'd need some kind of symbol to take the place of the cap and gown/wedding ring, but I really do think it would be rewarding to mark and…

Actually, I am enough of a goody-two-shoes that I probably would have called whatever customer hotline I could find to let them know their restaurant was unstaffed, and possibly hung around after that to make sure someone took over. : / I blame my Mormon upbringing.

Also, I heard that usual tipping etiquette requires that you calculate the tip based on the UNDISCOUNTED fee while using a coupon, which means that server missed out on a significant part of the day's income.

Yeah, how much were they paid for being on the show? Especially with a child in the ICU, the money would be important.

I think anyone whose brain has not finished developing can be considered a kid. By some measures I think that's in the 30s!

I'm 30 and my 24-year-old friend seems pretty young to me. : P

More importantly: Jamie Lynn's child is SIX? How old am I now???

I definitely don't understand what you think I don't understand.

They're very nice boxer-briefs, though. If you scroll past the wearer's head, you can imagine them on someone you like better.

Wait, Indians are cool with white people wearing saris? Because saris are hands-down the most elegant garments in the world and I've always wished I could wear them.

I think that child was born to be on Ellen.

Yeah, it could be taken either way, but I think putting "Caucasian" in a list of positives with "attractive" and "clean" also has unfortunate implications.

It's sort of implied by the sequence of statements: "And I'm not a creep, by the way. Attractive, clean, CAUCASIAN." As if those three things together make it clear that he's "not a creep."