Bingo.

We can laugh at Color Me Beautiful (I read my mom's 1970s copy like it was a bible), but I've tried other colors and I've tried "my" (summer!) colors and "my" colors definitely look best.

I'm guessing her parents actually said something like, "What the hell were you thinking? Do you want to have a career in politics or not?"

Cats are perfectly capable of understanding what you want from them. They just don't usually see any reason to indulge you.

I read through every page of every (identical) catalog for a while before getting my doll, and knew exactly how much she and all her possessions cost, and barely dared to touch her much less mess with her hair. O.O Poor thing. She's spent most of her life packed in boxes.

I never unbraided Kirsten's hair, because I saw it unbraided in the catalog pictures and knew it would never be the same afterward. But I was a pretty boring kid. : )

I always eat it, and have never minded the taste. Clearly I need to go to Starbucks more often.

That sounds sort of like your grandma knew you were going under her bed and wanted you to steal the books and read them. I've heard of people planting books for their kids that way that the kids might not otherwise read. : )

I feel as though, by merely voicing this idea, you have unleashed a terrible evil upon the world.

Moreover, why not choose something like Jones? :D

That scene scarred me. -_-

"Beau" is pronounced "bo." : ) "Boo" would be a mispronunciation/regionalism.

I now wish that guy who did all the Craigslist prank-responses would do a response to this guy with the picture of a snake as the punchline.

Actually, I have met people who were into that, too. However, I don't get the impression that these ads are generally meant to appeal to the fantasies of the prospective maid/sex slave.

That mug could be really funny, except that the size and spacing of the text are super awkward. Very sad.

Yeah, actually my first cat did the same thing, singed off half his whiskers, and never tried again. The little one singed off half his whiskers and jumped right back up the next time. -_-

Not helpless, but aggressively stupid. My little one has to be locked up when I cook because he keeps jumping up to investigate the gas burner. -_-

I'm the same way. Even my loud, agile 6-month-old kitten makes me nervous; will feel much better when he's fully grown.

Yeah, that stood out.

I know, I could hardly read the article for wanting to eat that food. ♥_♥