Yeah, I think this has actually jumped back several centuries into pure wealth-storing dragon's hoard-style treasure. Which, aesthetically, I actually appreciate, and if I were a dragon I would definitely buy (steal) this.

There is still time!

Your comment read as dead serious.

I'm glad that Hulk responded appropriately, anyway. I always kind of liked him.

"3) Each guest was to write, in metallic pen, a wish that they had for the couple. These rocks were then to be used to make a rock garden at their home." Whoooah, entitlement. I thought she was going to use them for wedding favors or something. Amazing!

Probably it's just that "Cherokee" is fun to say, and that everybody knows about them.

Haha, okay. I'm from North Carolina and met a lot of people growing up who were (legitimately) part Cherokee, so I may be prone to giving a bit too much credence.

Yeah, no arguments there.

I think that's more to do with DC being in the Southeast and the Cherokee being the most populous group there (aren't they?)

To be fair, she might well have been part Cherokee. I didn't get the idea that she was particularly immersed in Cherokee culture, though.

Apparently none of my neighborhood grocery stores sells any produce worth having. -_- Guess it's time to look at the old ladies' produce stalls.

(Not sure about head flying assholes, but I think it might be ducks.)

Maybe that's why we, as the head assholes of the land animal world, are so fond of them?

She's in her 20s?! I thought she was about 16.

How to tell when you've wandered onto Kotaku by mistake: this comment.

Would have been way less funny if that one guy had fallen down the stairs.

I kind of read the joke as "Wow, this room is creepy—it's the sort of place where you'd expect someone to get raped," not "And this is the place where we rape people, heheh." Inappropriate, but not as horrifying as the alternate reading. When my mother moved into a dark and isolated house in the woods, for example, my…

Water, ibuprofen, and fried food on the way home. : )

"It's like one of those dreams where you didn't actually finish high school and you've got to go back to pick up a few extra credits to get your diploma and you don't even have any textbooks or a schedule and it's a whole big mess. "

YOU HAVE THAT DREAM, TOO? That is a recurring one for me. It's always a fucking math…

Hahaha ew. : (