I am going to stop lamenting that Bruce has not been adopted and choose, instead, to think that he knows he serves a higher purpose in providing comfort and joy to the adoring throng of Jezzies.

Have you considered an accent wall? My old bedroom used be three cream walls and a dark dark red wall and it was gorgeous without being a weird dark cave which I think it would’ve been with all four dark.

OK, boomer.

Not having Thor:Ragnarok in this list is a travesty of the highest order.

Dredd is a superhero film? The fuck it is.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Disco Janet. That is all.

Any chance we can persuade them to do an interquel where every new series is a few dozen or so of the 800 iterations?

First things first: the only Friend who is consistently terrible enough to belong in the Bad Place is Ross.

They were so obviously a satire of moderate/establishment Democrats in their first appearance I never got how anybody could ever not get the joke. I also think the joke is hysterical and loved seeing it again here... even if it hits very close to home.

May I point out that Janet, who knows everything, pronounced Gif with the “G” sound, showing for once and for all that this is how it’s pronounced.

DEAD AF

1. Fuck Tulsi Gabbard and Tom Steyer. This needs to be the last debate in which a conspiracy troll and a guy who thinks he can buy his way into a nomination are allowed on the debate stage. Gabbard needs to go away forever and Steyer needs to spend his billions GOTV for democrats up and down the ticket.

Yeah, Wendy, I think I’ll take a pass on Jason Momoa as sexiest man alive. Not a damn-ass thing against his looks, which are quite nice, but I prefer a dude who doesn’t rip my books up if I’m not paying attention to him. (cf: Amber Heard’s anecdote about filming Aquaman)

To hell with her.

They...don’t still have vanilla? I’m fairly certain that’s still a thing. At least regionally. 

Nothing says White Male Privilege like the surging interest in Mayor Pete. I would love to hear Pete’s plan for reaching those Obama voters who voted for Trump who believe marriage is between a man and a woman. It is bad enough his only political experience is running a small city, but Pete is clearly delusional if he…

Mayor Pete is a gerbil on benzos.

Good boots are flat. 

Hellman’s (known as Best Foods west of the Rockies) mayonnaise.