Don’t say tradition when you mean religion. Not everyone practices religion but many people have internalized the expectations regardless.

I hope she wins lots of money and moves her family out of that town.

and particularly for the benefit of daughter True, who deserves to have a relationship with her father, regardless of his character.

listicles that were not slide shows

Hey Ivanka, it’s time to really be your father’s daughter and smother him to death with a pillow.

I can’t believe Beth didn’t include this. Please don’t kill your kitties.  I keep my gear where the cat isn’t allowed.  It can be stored in sealed containers if that is not an option.

The bones are reduced

Yeah I have several that have a table of contents for the SECTIONS: “Meat” “Soup” etc but doesn’t list the recipes.  It’s infuriating.

A table of fucking contents. 

When I was trying to lose weight and go high protein I used to eat cottage cheese mixed with a packet of flavored tuna.

Roar is a celtic fantasy show that featured a young Heath Ledger.

Too much tension and not enough pay off actually. Being left on the edge of your seat from start to finish of the episode and into next goddamn season is stretching things out too far.

He’s just mad no one will let him wack their tallies.

Do people not know that comedy routines are actually carefully structured for the best impact? That comedians cycle new material in and out in chunks while they refine it but that new material is mixed with that of material that has been successful to provide a show that is overall will meet fans’ expectations?

was interested until I heard Fabletics

Coupons are not swag.   Doesn’t matter if it’s a quarter discount on granola bars or “free” arm liposuction, coupons are only a scam to get you in the door.  

If they were already rich! Parasites.

The puppet episode and the whole time they are in Lorne’s home world.

What if Blue Ivy is actually a codename so she can’t google herself?

Let people hate cauliflower, more for me!