I know laws don’t mean things anymore (thanks Trump) but this really wouldn’t pass muster with an honest judicial review.  “Interstate commerce” and such matters remain the purview of Congress, not individual states, and this actually infringes on Congressional power.   The theft of power from Congress, as useless as…

A pearl is formed when a mollusk—that is, a clam, oyster, scallop, or similar bivalve—gets an irritant inside its shell.

Were they also really Catholic though? 

Ok but what if we all ignored Rosie like the irrelevant boomer she is.

You guys should stop trying to advise on gardening. It’s complicated and doesn’t lend itself well to underinformed slide shows. Besides the constant recommending of plants that are invasive or can be invasive, there is no information here regarding the light levels required (most of these are sunny locations only),…

You should go to the ER if you have severe pain + any other symptom (like vomiting) so they can determine what is wrong.

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

Right? There are reasons the cookie scheme moved on.

When I was a kid my dad used to used the last slice of bacon or two to get sprinkled into waffles. They were the best thing ever.

oh man I am going to smoke a pork butt this weekend, I was gonna make pulled pork sandwiches but I should absolutely pull out my cuisinart Griddler and make cubans instead.

I have a griddler too, and I haven’t used it in a while. 

Are you younger than 25?  If no the answer is no.

I always put a fake one in.

It looks he took his kids, so that’s nice. 

Why couldn’t you just order a quarter pounder deluxe minus pickles plus bacon and mustard?  Or go to Wendy’s and get a bacon cheese burger. 

It does happen in real life, because some people are monsters. 

It’s cute.  I don’t really feel the need to fondle every single slice of meat before it gets eaten though. 

Toxic masculinity is perpetuated by both sexes.

It shouldn’t be a thing but I think this is being disingenuous.  It’s a thing because of toxic masculinity.  Dissecting such things use to be a mainstay of this website, maybe you could peruse the archives.

reached the necessary word count to get paid, man