This is just another reason why the US needs nationalized, single payer, healthcare. Churches shouldn’t be running hostpitals unless those hospitals are regulated the same as any other hospital and have to offer all of the same services, regardless of religious beliefes, to all patients.  This is pure bullshit.

As I said above, they can must say:

May I give some friendly, well-intentioned advice to all the candidates for the Democratic Presidential nomination? SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP ABOUT HOW SHITTY ALL YOUR PRIMARY OPPONENTS ARE, AND DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

1) Double sentences in the last paragraph!

The photo on the right looks a lot like our kit. We make a KIT for this so the horn is DONE and doesn’t look phallic. But the thing is ...so so so many people get the fondant horn wrong. They’re all over our Facebook page. You might expect a professional bakery to do better but I wouldn’t.

This is super irksome. I am diabetic too and they barely have ANY sugar free syrups.

They did away with the sugar free peppermint mocha last year, which was a devastating blow for me personally as a diabetic who loves Christmas.

and as to the dildo cake lady ... sigh.
People need to reflect more before they act. There isn’t a single situation where a cake with a tiny decorating mistake deserves to launch a boycott campaign in your community.

I hope one day she wakes up and realized she destroyed someone’s business and livelyhood for a god…

It is scientific fact that canned shaped cranberry sauce is the superior cranberry sauce.

A talk my dad had with me, also at around 14, when my mum was away on vacation for a week: “I’m going grocery shopping. If you need me to pick up tampons or condoms, let me know. Not that I’m assuming you need either of those things at this moment, but the offer is there”.

Imagine thinking “I inspect my daughter’s vagina annually” makes you sound like a good dad and not a crazed lunatic or sexual predator.

This is fucking child abuse.

Why do I surmise that he refers to women as “females”?

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

Alternate headline:

Adding to the glory of Juli Briskman’s win: guess where Trump National Golf Club, his Virginia based property, is?

......Loudon County. So if Trump wants some kind of special environmentally destroying exception....she has to approve it.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I choose to believe that pie crust is a global conspiracy and nobody can actually make it, everyone’s just pretending to make me feel bad.

If you don't make enough to be able to put something towards retirement and you’re not voting for a liberal candidate, you are voting against your economic interests.

Ivanka has been relatively quiet aside from getting mercilessly owned on Twitter for quoting Thomas Jefferson out of context (because of course). But Eric and Donny Jr. have been spouting off about how they wish they could profit off of their father’s Presidency like Hunter Biden did. And they do it without a single…

They all are. I mean Opera clearly looks like a Vagina.

I mean look at this! It’s obscene!