I’m estimating here, but something like 70% of these celebrities dressed up like...other celebrities? Really? I suppose I have to wait for our patron saint of Halloween, H. Klum to show up this tepid cluster of nothingness.

Your boss is incompetent, sexist and does not know how to manage people. But you already knew that. Keep being fierce and let that nonsense just roll off your back. 

“Doormats are welcoming. I’m here to work.”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

“Bossy?” That’s a pretty gendered insult, don’t you think?

If Vicky doesn’t have time to regenerate into a slug monster, teenage boy, social media CEO, etc. before this show ends, then farewell to Tiya Sircar’s wonderful run on this show. I know she spent a whole season in a cocoon, but I love how the writers kept finding ways to bring her back into the fold. She was nefarious…

“The whatever spoon is really only used on certain festive jellies.”

This is difficult to empathize with, when every other article about ridesharing is about how the drivers aren’t making living wages. If a restaurant can’t compete with that pay, especially with the cost of vehicle upkeep, and the restaurant is going to try and explain it away that dishwashing is a necessary step for…

Here’s a thought:

I actually waited for a review of She Said, but it's still nowhere to be found on Jezebel. Weird, right? Why review a book written by women and about women if you can bitch that a man didn't write this book instead? 

Yeah, it seems weird to treat his relationship to Dylan as nearly an aside.

It was about the process of getting the story published and the institutional bullshit that protected people like Lauer and Weinstein. I don’t think it minimizes anything about the victims, it’s just about a different-ish topic? It’s like being mad at All the President’s Men for focusing on Woodward and Bernstein…

This article is ridiculous. Farrow rails against powerful evil men hiding truth to service other powerful evil men and it doesn’t matter? If powerful evil men were not allowed to suppress news and the women who make claims against them, would life not in fact be better for women and other victims?

The breading separation is terrible and real. After that happens your left with eating just a hot pickle which is disgusting. Team Chip ftw. 

Chips.  Non-negotiable.  Spears don’t have a good texture.  I have learned to ask if a menu doesn’t specify chips or spears because spears are always bad.

Chips all the way. If you’re going to fry something, you might as well maximize the fried surface area. Plus, spears are multi-bite, so you’re radically increasing the likelihood of pickle-breading separation. Which would be sad and illegal in 12 states.

I think that’s a large part of Warren’s appeal to me, at least. Having a plan doesn’t come across as a know-it-all smartypants lecturing but someone who has seen how close to the edge of disaster a family can get. My family had to constantly make plans to get by and be able to revise them on the fly as circumstances…

The most amusing part of this was the knowledge that with just a few simple context changes, you wrote a management training program you could have sold for a grand or two a pop.