This is a mean comment. You are a mean commenter.

Yeah but BSB and NSYNC weren't cocky assholes all the time!

Whatever.

Inara doesn't often get the props she deserves. Probably because of her profession. But I'd bet a damn good discussion could be had over which female character was the strongest feminist and Inara would make a strong case.

that is Chris Pratt's existence.

Chris Pratt: so hot he even makes taking shots of Fireball look insanely attractive.

I think a better solution than showing them that photo is to just say, "Really? 'Cause my last boyfriend's dick was MUCH bigger than yours is, and he always wore a condom."

That is easy .. It was the Zip Drive .. where it would corrupt all your discs.

Meh, keep your Stiltons. My customers want X-14. (If you get this joke, I love you. Seriously, that book is prescient about things that should not be possible. Global Standard Deity will be a thing next, just wait and see.)

Did we stumble into a Thursday Next novel?

It's all about staying alive.

More than 18,000 'very late term' abortions are performed every year on perfectly healthy unborn babies in America.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

Middle-aged, Republican senators pain ME, but you don't see me introducing bills against them.

If only they gave a shit about the 30,000 pain feeling american humans that are killed by guns every year.

But in the full-length TV version, the invitation to come and "run SHIELD" appears to have gotten lost in the mail.

Somebody should alert the Cheese Enforcement Agency.