Thank you randall

I think if I witnessed this I would just burst into tears that this derpus maximus chowed down on such a rare delicacy and was like, hurr durr it didn't even taste good. What WASTE! >:|

So did I! Someone said "a theater in Texas..." and I said "ALAMO. IT'S TOTALLY THE ALAMO." Of course.

They really are. Some of the few things I miss about Texas are Alamo Drafthouse and really good taco trucks.

I think it's time to remind everybody of what's the best dinosaur. And the worst.

It's a shitty Seth Rogan film starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, where they "pretend" to be media idiots. Then their characters get invited to interview Kim Jong Un, and the FBI tries to recruit them as assassins — but they are so stupid! HA HA HA, wait, why is no one laughing?

Oh, I lost it at "We are all @sethrogen." Way to stand in solidarity with dick and fart jokes, Jack Trapper. Keep fighting the good fight.

I had absolutely no desire to watch this shitty looking film in the first place so it doesn't really effect me. That said, I'm still a little bit skeptical that North Koreans are responsible for the hacking. Didn't Sony lay off 200+ IT workers this year?

this was an act of war

Yes, the terrorists have in fact won.

Yeah, that entire book made me so angry. Jessica does nothing but be a psychopath and Elizabeth LETS her! AND THEN THEY MAKE UP BECAUSE THEY'RE SISTER BUT JESSICA IS STILL A PSYCHOPATH. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A PSYCHOPATH.

I didn't hate the lego movie, but I saw it, and having seen it feel no need to ever see it again.

I know I said it before but it has to be repeated:

Well, someone has to start the "should have just called it Live Die Repeat" and it'd have done better" thread....

"Or cool blue Gatorade. Because these things come out of you."

I met Big Healthcare. Dude is definitely huge. I asked him how he got so big. He said, "I lift, brah. Do you even lift? Try crossfit. It's totes safe and won't cause you any physical problems that require a doctor."

Lisa will use her sexuality to get close to Cisco

Remus and Tonks are the ones who got totally fucked. I believe she once said that she killed them just because she decided late in the game not to kill Arthur Weasley, and she felt that his life being saved required the deaths of two "less important" characters to balance that out.

I LOVE MIRANDA LAMBERT SO MUCH Y'ALL. but seriously. I used to hate country and then I listened to a few of her bad ass lady songs and I was sold.

Born and raised in Hawaii, but I look like I come from Nebraska...First question out of everyone's mouth is: