everyone thinks of it as nothing but endless grimy industrial areas along the Parkway

Is it true Portuguese people have gills and are amphibious?

Americans think a 100 years is a long time, like Europeans think 100 miles is a long way.

Ah, good ol' Nebrahoma. Where the wind comes sweeping down and fucks your shit up.

San Diego. I'll deny one and affirm one:

awwwwww yes

My roommate and I still quote the scene where they're on Earth and eating pork ribs.

I agree. I was also young and unjaded enough to think it was a fun movie when I first saw it.

CLUE. hands down.

If our homes are our castles, then they should reflect all the things that we love the most in the world, right?

Have you ever spent a Sunday with $70 worth of Chinese food and the first three seasons of Bob's Burgers, only to find that it's not even Sunday, it's actually Thursday, and you've now ordered Chinese food five days in a row while re-watching the same ten episodes because you're going through some stuff right now?

I just bought Smoke Gets In Your Eyes!

The Dresden Files. Someone told me to start reading them this time last year. I'm now almost done book 13. I have others things to read (The Patrick Rothfuss short, the new Peter F. Hamilton book) and I can't switch.

Hayden, I'ma let you have your baby, but, Jessica Simpson's first pregnancy was the longest of all time.

Goddamn, I swear if not for how easy FB makes it to keep in touch with people I actually like, I would get off that shit in a heartbeat.

Yul totally isn't my type, but even when I watched that movie as a kid I was like, "What the heck is wrong with Nefertari?!"
He totally brought the smolder.

totally missed that moment. Nice.

I'm still not sure why they had to cover Kyle MacLachlan in Vaseline for this role.