Well, they figured out how to get me to go see it anyway (notes graphic shows the character shirtless).

Dear People magazine...

I was pulling for Chris Pratt on the off-chance that it would get more people to watch "Parks and Rec".

We certainly have a bounty of beautiful Chrises to choose from: Hemsworth, Evans, Pine, Lowell, Pratt... I'd invite any one of them under the canopy of my four-poster king size.

It can be tough to choose a Marvel Chris*: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/…

looks delicious

Eh. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Why would I want to come at you when whatever it is that makes you brain so screwy could be contagious?

That Hemsworth is a boy. This Hemsworth is a man.

Dear People Magazine,

Jesus, what more could Chris Pratt have done to win this. Star Lord got robbed.

I admit I was gunning for Chris Pratt because Chris Pratt, but better Chris Hemsworth than Liam Hemsworth!

I'm more on the line of "Thank GOD they missed that opportunity". The idea of Sean Connery as Gandalf just kinda stinks of atrocious fan-casting. Thanks but I am totally okay with a Gandalf minus a dose Scottish swagger.

I am now convinced that the episodes with no Jenny (still a potential witness goddamnit!) is Jenny-less because Hawley drugged her, so he can get more screen time

idk why but this just sent me into HYSTERICS. i think it's bc i know why hes so proud of himself.

This is hilarious. It wasn't too long ago I used to see him bumming around the 24 Hour Fitness in Hollywood looking a little hungover and confused. Way to go, man!

Goddammit.

And God bless them for it.

There's something about dirty jeans and massive belt buckles that only American men can get away with.