I thought he was, and then multiple friends who've worked on sets with him revealed he's a bit of a rude, self-absorbed, classicist dick. Nothing secures my chastity belt faster.

I really don't find this man attractive at all.

I may or may not have posed like Ariel on a rock last summer, when I may or may not have been over 30 years of age. THIS IS THE BEST DISNEY MOVIE EVER CASE CLOSED THANK YOU BAI.

Ariel only found the boy because she was curious and exploratory.

Ursula's obviously the true feminist hero of that movie. She's one of the rare Disney women in any kind of leadership role. (Well, not that rare, but the only one in Disney's second golden age of The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King.) She's smart, she's talented, she's aggressive, she…

While Ariel is motivated by a dude, I find her willingness to be a literal fish out of water to peruse her dreams really courageous and brave.

potentially problematic? maybe. sucks?

Only divine beings with shady business practices! If I go to Burger King I know I'm going to get a certain amount of food for my $5. I suppose that I could give Burger King my $5 and not expect anything in return, and then when I get a Whopper meal I could be pleasantly surprised, but that's a bad way to do…

I really don't understand all the love for Frozen.

Poor Unfortunate Souls is my go-to extremely drunk and at the computer song. It's so good...

I went to this movie with my Grandma and brother and when we came out of the theater, it was snowing the first snow of the season.

When my daughter was 4, she was making a verbal list of things she was thankful for. This quote was in the middle of the list:

See, this is why the lack of Baby Groot merchandise explanation from James Gunn totally makes sense.

I posted a Facebook status on Friday that nobody liked. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!

I'm single, have a kid (and there's no guarantee that she's going to take care of my old ass) and I worry about this until I think, "Who cares? I'm dead." Although I would feel bad for the coroner or the cleanup crew 'cause finding dead bodies is a drag.

"...although there's no guarantee that they'll be useful against zombies."

Your question has multiple related-yet-distinct elements:

It still weird me out a little bit that people call flautas Taquitos.

This gif is mesmerizing. I have nothing else to add except that yes, that is a fucking taquito.

This is related to why there is no vintage clothing for men. They owned one suit and it is in the coffin with them.