Here's how it works: The bandwidth will trickle down.

I don't really remember that guy from the movie at all.

Help, my daughter's playgroup coordinator still wears Uggs and now she is asking for a pair!!!

I think it has more to do with the level of privilege associated with having those sort of nonproblems.

Dear Emily Post,

Help! I Just Found Out that My Financial Advisor Eats Conventional Vegetables!

Help, I am Stuck At 38 Collectibles in the Taylor Swift App Experience

This is one of my favorites but I don't know where it falls in the whiteness spectrum.

Or, you know, do what everyone has been doing forever, and hide in the bathroom.

So, I'm a fat chick, so sometimes I buy ON's plus size stuff, sometimes I buy their straight sized XXL stuff. Let me tell you something: while they no doubt have some special tailoring on some plus items, a lot of it really is just the regular stuff scaled up. That's precisely why I can do an XXL or whatever random…

I like Old Navy, I shop there fairly often (they have the best pajamas) but their sizes are INCREDIBLY inconsistent. I could buy a medium in a thermal, get XL pajama bottoms and be totally sized out in their dress pants.

It's over 30% more on what planet is that a little?

Oh yeah. A drive through LA's freeways more than amply proves this phenomena.

In my experience people in luxury brands tend to drive without regard for other drivers, usually driving erratically (very slow then very fast, similar to people that are texting; swerving around without checking lanes, never signalling, drifting out into the middle of an intersection during a red light then not going…

I thing the Avengers scene with Bruce naked in the rubble deserves a mention, if only for the lines the other guy gets: "Big, green, and buck-ass nude" and "Son, you've got a condition"

You might want to throw Nina the werewolf's "I ate puppet Angel" scene from Smile Time onto the list as well.

"Where's the male version???"

That bae shit that's been going around for awhile... seriously, wtf teens?

Ariana Grande spelled "cute" as "kewt" yesterday and I vomited a little in my mouth.

'MOM', which among the youthz is a compliment; it basically jokingly means "adopt me/be my second mom/i think of you as a mother figure you are so epic"