Four of my minions as My Little Pony characters on Halloween: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, King Sombra, and Pinkie Pie. Costumes made by me.

Let's hope they do a better pre-apocalyptic show with a title the same as the planet it's based on than the last time.

Forget black I'm going with purple for Maleficent

My daughter

My raider/wastelander costume!

My little Shaun of the Dead.

And here I was hoping it was going to be the year of Chris Pratt as Princess Leia.

I'm not sure that would be the most effective apparel.

I would like to recommend this article, but I am unsure.

I've always preferred the speech to the Rhorrim that with For Death and For the Red Dawn.

As much as I can't stand the film:

MOLOCH SHALL RISE!

Sounds like his member is hangin' tough.

In freshman year of high school, my amazing health teacher went on an incredible rant about this whole idea. Something about a girl telling her that it must be true love with the boy she slept right, because he fit her "just right."

He was a young doctor with a big heart in the big city. She was a visiting disease causing bleeding in his gastrointestinal tract. Together, this summer, they may just find that the best symptom is love.

I know this may be cheating because it's the pilot and so it's meant to get people hooked, but the Sleepy Hollow pilot was one of the best I've seen in recent years. It was just so much batshit silly stuff packed into an hour that I was instantly hooked. I had decided to watch to see how bad it was, and I ate my words…

WHAT?!?! It's the magical land of pie and coffee.

What?! "oh no" What? Don't leave me hanging! My heart cannot take your rejection and I have no access to Village Inn's cheesecake apple pie to make me feel better! Someone please tell me they still have the Cheesecake Apple Pie!