The Republicans are basically every drunk guy or rando on the street that tries to hit on you.

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree.

euchre!!

Usually I go for Metal Gear Solid, but in this case I'll have to go with the Cones of Dunshire.

Kyle's got those crazy eyes down.

"What does the fox say...?"

Nertz is definitely a staple of our family. My sisters tend to win just about every hand, but it is very thrilling.

Garter snakes are so freaking cute!

Aw, but they're garter snakes! They're the cuddly kittens of the snake world.

"But 102 snakes — and counting — in a single household is rather ridiculous"

Billiards. I always sucked at things I though should be easy, like pool and bowling. I hated pool because I was horrible at it, but, it drew me in. Amazing game of skill and geometry, and now I'm pretty decent at it. It takes so much focus and concentration, it is problem solving with every shot. Nothing like…

Coke floats are totally a thing. Jane Purdy orders them all the time in the Beverly Cleary novel Fifteen. She gets chocolate ones.

I recently rediscovered Vanilla Coke (regular,,not diet, cause yecchh) and so help me, I love it. I have to ration it out to myself to avoid drinking a case a day.

Yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone afterward. Probably because I would be dead.

Pestilence looks like a samurai. Considering the War and Death are both emotionally-stunted manchildren that can be easily manipulated by demons (and other people), I'm waiting to see if Pestilence will be a guy who has a dakimura collection and thinks 2D is better than 3D.

It really depends on how big his dick is.

'Woven on a heritage Saxony loom,' she said. As someone who has handmade stockings before, that pile of clothes she just handed him was worth a fortune. Seriously. I have yet to like anyone enough to even make them a pair of ankle socks, let alone proper stockings. Or shirts. Or trousers. My god. That was love.…

"Study for Whistler's Mother (If Whistler's Mother was a Stone Bitch)," 1779

Explored friendship, family, duty, sacrifice, hope, evil, death, surreality, humour, struggle, passion, relationships, fear, desire....

Hawley is OK but he's been in every episode since his introduction. Which has meant Less Jennie & Even Less Captain Irving.