Finally, this whole driving a car that still has a tape deck in it thing will all finally come to fruition!

He didn't?

SHIELD would definitely benefit from Sleepy Hollow pacing.

There seem to be a lot of jokes at the expense of women or comments implying that it's sexist. How many women walked on the moon and does anyone think that penises were important during any phase of that mission? If sending women means getting highly qualified personnel with a lower mission cost then it sounds like a…

Of course he looks dapper, the costume design on Arrow has been pretty consistently amazing.

Xander nooooooooooo!

He looks like the skeevy little brother of Oliver Queen.

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

Yeah that's my jam. I like the tampon situation to be completely uninvolved in the poop.

I take it out before I poop, and then replace it after I'm done. I hate period poops. They are the worst.

True, however how many men's magazines have the overall theme of, "Hey, you kinda suck. Here's how to fix it." which seems to be the genre that all women's magazines fall into.

Let's do this.

I agree. Kids and I (mostly "I") carved a spider-man face and an angler fish.

Look, I get your complete disdain for the wedding industrial complex. I also think it makes people very stupid. However, your scapegoating of an individual like she's some sort of Typhoid Mary is really getting disturbing. If she had flown to Ohio for, let's say, a funeral of her beloved father, would you be as…

So.... She pooped on all the dresses, I guess?

There is only one thing that can help us now

I'm not sure they have to throw out much, considering that Ebola Mary here is the bride and all the reports (including this one!) I've read say they were trying on bridesmaid dresses.

I definitely think that the best course of action would have been for her not to get on that plane. But, I can absolutely see a situation where the freaking CDC is telling you that you're fine to travel and you start to second guess your own judgment. Vinson may be a nurse, but that doesn't make her an expert on…

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

Whuuuu? CHUD might be referenced in The Incredibles, but is not "from" The Incredibles. Google thyself.