I did. I saved it for the interview. He smells of flannel and lavender. I AM NOT JOKING.

This will haunt my dreams, forever.

Skin Games - A Novel of the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

Right? I got some kind of sausage/egg/cheese thing there a while back and I couldn't understand what happened to the flavor! Did they hide it in a donut? Were they sued and the court ordered that they had to compensate the plaintiff with all of the flavor from their breakfast sandwiches? Baffling.

Whatever.

I love you guys.

yes mark hoppus, there is. a romper is shorts, a jumpsuit is pants, and both get constant side eye from me and are judged on a case by case basis, starting with negative points.

Not really. You don't need to get a tattoo every time.

OK, so we all agree let's say this is the fiction part of "Science Fiction". Now, if we put some alien abducting references and/or coming back to life as a zombie you get some "science". Some.

For those times when your casual pasties just won't do.

i can't believe dudes want us to let them do things like lead the country and make decisions. they're way to mercurial for this, they must see it!

And in unrelated news, a recent census shows a 2000% increase in parents naming their child "Douchemaster McChest." Goverment officials are perplexed by the sudden sharp increase. Back to you, Joan.

I will never tire of Chris Pratt dancing gifs.

I don't know, been a pretty long work week. Not sure if one glass of wine will do it for me...

it's friday, this week DRRRRAGGGED. So i'm dancing my way into a half day and a weekend where all i need to get done is an oil change on the car.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

Well, at least they had more fun making it then we had watching it.