lol nice

How much more validated and valued would we feel if they confirmed we have their undivided attention with some eye contact and a simple “I’m listening”?

probably also tanks your credit score

And upon seeing one, crouch and hold up your hands? That is no way to deter a predator. If you aren’t going to ski away, spread your arms! wave your poles around! Yell! FFS a mountain lion will probably get her.

The Super Bowl—the biggest annual spectacle of braun, billionaires, and ad revenue —hasn’t even happened yet, but controversy is already clouding the NFL’s upcoming Pepsi halftime show.

Right? Very tone deaf to publish this whole article about “remember where you come from” and being ashamed of seeming low class... when what you should be ashamed about are all the fucking racists.

I was just planning on telling them that I had been selected previously and that experience had taught me that people are too fucking stupid to be jurors.

I did not do this because it was gritty and unpleasant.

well the palette was very 70s earth tones and i think they were looking to modernize it.  there was a call in poll on what color to add instead and that is when they added blue.  

I think give the M&Ms personalties at all is creepy. You eat them. Some of the commercials really leaned into that too.

I only get the SweetTart version anyway.  These are gross. 

But if I park my car in the driveway they will take my catalytic converter. 

We had a senior level class they called “Workplace Readiness” that was required for everyone to take. They covered financial literacy in that talking about mortgages and credit cards and things. But also interview skills and resume writing and you had to do a job shadow which was very annoying. (I job shadowed someone…

In 7th grade we did sewing but what was really stressed was how to use an iron without burning ourselves. Everything had to be ironed before and after sewing. I think I already knew how to sew a button but we did buttons and simple repair.

try paying more fools

Hard to imagine the pie would be better than a haupia filled malasada from Leonard’s though.

It is but so is pretending people are smart enough to test and distance properly.  

HIMYF, I hope, will also adopt a more modern perspective on pregnancy, parenting and children rather than treat these as the most important possible outcomes in an adult’s life, and particularly an adult woman’s life.

this is why there’s usually a limit on number of purchases...

These are really easy to make at home.